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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Not Bloody Likely

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date with her to the premier of her new film this July. The proceeds benefit OxFam. Currently there are 96 bids and the total is up to $15,000.

I think if everyone just pitches in a few thousand dollars I could win this thing. If you are able to sponsor my fundraising, I'll be sure to post some great photos and myself and Scarlett at the event. If you're unable to attend a Full Belly Event, this is a great way to show support for my charitable endeavors anyway.

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10 Comments:

At 3/04/2008 06:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the most hysterical thing you've blogged in a while...


Diane

 
At 3/04/2008 10:20:00 PM, Blogger Walaka said...

Now that's funny.

 
At 3/04/2008 10:21:00 PM, Blogger Walaka said...

Oh, and until you win, it's Miss Johansson to you.

 
At 3/05/2008 09:26:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll give you a quarter yes thats right John a whopping twenty five cents- how much closer does that get you to your goal?

 
At 3/05/2008 11:17:00 AM, Blogger John said...

Currently the bidding is at $18,600... so... NOT VERY CLOSE!

 
At 3/05/2008 01:19:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all right, all right 50 cents :)

 
At 3/05/2008 02:34:00 PM, Blogger Yojimbo_5 said...

If you do get the date with MS. Johansson would you ask her why, oh why did she run her horse into a Mack Truck in "The Horse Whisperer?" And let her know I'm still pissed about it?

Thanks, I'd appreciate it.

 
At 3/06/2008 10:15:00 PM, Blogger Ned said...

Give you money? Hell, no! I'd go out with her myself.

 
At 3/07/2008 06:38:00 AM, Blogger molly said...

Ha! For a moment there I thought you were going to talk about just who does Ms. Johansson think she is? As if she thinks she's so cool? And that you were going to say you pity anyone who would buy into that overblown crap.

Fortunately I realised a moment later that I didn't have to school your ass.

So to hell with you! I'm not into women romantically or sexually but what a chance! I bid (M)20,000* for myself!


* (M)20,000 denotes fantasy wealth only, in the form of Monopoly money and should not considered a serious bid by anyone looking to collect said funds from said blogger.

 
At 3/07/2008 05:26:00 PM, Anonymous A-mon said...

Now up to 151 bids and a cost of 36k. John, unlike some of these so called "friends", I'll chip in some real money for you to make time with Scarlett. My friendship extends, in this endeavor to 100 bucks. Good Luck buddy :-) Ha...

 

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