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Saturday, October 29, 2005

Welcome to AMERICA


Carole takes the pledge

A few weeks ago Carole aced her qualifying test and became a bonafied McCitizen. After herding everyone into a stuffy, poorly-lit room they forced the newbies to stand up and embrace becoming an American. She was required to renounce good taste, restraint, and 3 or 4 civil liberties. On the way out, voter registration people and military recruiters were seen bickering about who got first crack at the "fresh meat".

Low point: Watching a music video (which looked suspiciously like a Ford truck commercial) to the tune of I'm Proud to be an American (Where at Least I Know I'm Free.) I think America, Fuck Yeah from Team America, World Police would have been better. _Rants

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5 Comments:

At 10/30/2005 01:52:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Carole made the dumbest decision of her life, with no boyfriend to warn her of the dangers and misery in her future. Why did she join this dungheap country, and where exactly is it?

McSoapy

 
At 10/30/2005 11:52:00 AM, Blogger LGG said...

America, Fuck yeah!

 
At 10/30/2005 02:04:00 PM, Blogger diane said...

Carole is smart to maximize her options. There is no "Citizen of the World" passport, so accumulating ones from various countries makes a lot of sense.

 
At 11/02/2005 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Ned said...

Please, please, please tell me you made up the part about the music video. What have we come to that ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING must have a theme song.

 
At 11/03/2005 10:26:00 AM, Blogger walaka said...

I wonder about the usefulness of identifying a "low point" in a picture that seemed so consistently dismal...

Congrats, Carole!

 

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