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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Sports Injury Watch Day 3

As predicted, the bruise has slowly begun to take over my entire leg. Soon the gangrene will set in and I'll have no choice but to amputate. Due to my dreadful fear of doctors, I'm expecting to have to perform the surgery myself with a hacksaw. I got the idea from a cool movie that Soapy and I once saw.


The bruise has taken over my lower ankle and is spreading!

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6 Comments:

At 6/23/2005 06:02:00 PM, Blogger helioshamash said...

Trepan yer head an' y' might forget yer leg hurts...

 
At 6/23/2005 07:57:00 PM, Blogger Johnbai3030 said...

Hey John H., get well soon, I'm tired of doing yer job for ye.

 
At 6/23/2005 10:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you wait long enough, it will just fall off by itself.

 
At 6/24/2005 08:41:00 AM, Blogger helioshamash said...

I'm tryin' main, I'm tryin'. Th' sun is on th' horizon...

 
At 6/25/2005 02:35:00 PM, Blogger diane said...

Upon second viewing it occured to me (because I AM all about color) how nicely the green chair set off the vibrant purple, red and blues of your bruise. What background will you chose once it fades to yellow and green?

 
At 6/28/2005 08:49:00 AM, Blogger helioshamash said...

How 'bout stainless steel? It washes up nicely.

 

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