Stave It Off: 1, 2, 3. And Now You Can Count to Three: Sports Injury Watch Day 3

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Sports Injury Watch Day 3

As predicted, the bruise has slowly begun to take over my entire leg. Soon the gangrene will set in and I'll have no choice but to amputate. Due to my dreadful fear of doctors, I'm expecting to have to perform the surgery myself with a hacksaw. I got the idea from a cool movie that Soapy and I once saw.

The bruise has taken over my lower ankle and is spreading!

Labels: Sports

5 Comments:

At 6/23/2005 06:02:00 PM, helioshamash said...: Trepan yer head an' y' might forget yer leg hurts...
At 6/23/2005 07:57:00 PM, John said...: Hey John H., get well soon, I'm tired of doing yer job for ye.
At 6/23/2005 10:50:00 PM, Anonymous said...: If you wait long enough, it will just fall off by itself.
At 6/24/2005 08:41:00 AM, helioshamash said...: I'm tryin' main, I'm tryin'. Th' sun is on th' horizon...
At 6/28/2005 08:49:00 AM, helioshamash said...: How 'bout stainless steel? It washes up nicely.