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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Dirty Dirty Poetry

Inspired equally by Isaac Asimov's Lecherous Limericks and by Walter's recent haiku contest, I propose that y'all put your minds to penning a cheeky poem and submitting it here for consideration and general mockery. I happily submit this as a first effort (best read in a whiskey-fueled brogue.)

I knew at first look that she were a goner...
The lady determined to hold fast her honor.
She outlasted the rest
Stayed under her dress
'Til she spied a Scotsman and he fell upon her.

Please consider that we are a dignified and multi-gendered crowd. In the spirit of Asimov, profanity is unacceptable.

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posted by John @ 5:46 PM   4 comments

4 Comments:

At 6/23/2005 06:01:00 PM, Blogger helioshamash said...

I once happened upon a sweet lass
Lazing about in th' fine green grass
Her hand, it went under
Carnal dignity rent asunder
Next thing y' know we were agasp

 
At 6/25/2005 02:10:00 PM, Blogger John said...

Apparently it's an unspoken rule that all submissions must be written in some foreign accent.

 
At 6/26/2005 09:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an old one:
There once was a young man from Kent
Whose prick in the middle was bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.

 
At 7/11/2005 01:35:00 PM, Blogger John said...

I really wish that last post was by Kris Morse... but alas, it's just a random Kris. Well, it was nice of him to contribute, but I could have made lots of fun of Kris Morse. This guy I just have to thank politely.

 

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