Stave It Off: 1, 2, 3. And Now You Can Count to Three: Trends in Hygiene

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Trends in Hygiene

A casual browse through personal hygiene aisles at Bartells revealed an interesting new phenomenon: Apricot scented deodorant! Apparently all the rage amongst granolas and 30 something Vermonters, now we can all enjoy the smell of apricot pits. (Try as I might, I could not possibly avoid that pun.) Right there next to the calendula, honeysuckle and chamomile, at least two different brands of stink-wipe were hocking this new flavor. I'm officially calling it a movement, so jump on board! Imagine how mouth-wateringly delicious your armpits will smell after a healthy swipe!

I didn't bite on the apricot, but I did purchase a tube of Toms of Maine orange-mango toothpaste... so now my mouth is mouth-wateringly delicious. Seems to be causing a drooling problem.

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