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Monday, April 02, 2007

Comcast Bombast Cockmask

Cableman come, internets werk good.
Cableman leave, internets not werk so good no more.

Apartment man call cable company and complain.
Cable company give area around bush good beating but no solve problem.

Three tries later, cable man come again and fix internets.
Also give man free extra channels again.
Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart make apartment man happy.
Now that internets werk again,
fewer excuses for neglecting apartment man's blog.

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5 Comments:

At 4/02/2007 11:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cableman give free extra channels not knowing? Dude, how more can you be commercially blessed? Karma will catch up with you.

Diane

 
At 4/03/2007 06:34:00 AM, Blogger molly said...

I not like the cable man. When I call heem he never come to Ireland.

Bomb blast,
frog's last,
William Shattner's sweaty cast.
Breakfast,
distant past,
Pol Pot pie and tea.

 
At 4/03/2007 12:34:00 PM, Blogger Yojimbo_5 said...

Am I the only one seeing this with a reggae beat?

 
At 4/05/2007 12:46:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Cable, No Cry.


Soapy

 
At 4/09/2007 03:36:00 AM, Blogger Ned said...

Unless neglect is due to being glued to Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.

Beware the box!

 

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